We've had a couples massage for two hours. Absolutely loved it, as we could be together in the same room and both our therapists were excellent. It was a great mix of relaxing but also felt like a lot of blocked muscles were opened and the therapists immediatly recognised the trigger point.
The massage felt like either being poked in a wound or patted. I'd never had a massage before, so I was not sure how it's supposed to feel, but this did not feel good. I can not think of a positive thing to say about it.
Also, I could not understand most of what the masseur said, and I think they did not understand me either. I asked why they kept digging into a particular spot on my back and got no answer.