I booked a lymphatic massage, which the therapist claimed was not "suitable" for me, without asking any medical questions. I then ended up having a head and shoulder massage. I don't think the person was qualified to give massage. It felt like an angry mother moisturizing her child on a busy school run. She was applying a lot of unecessary pressure on my spine too. By far the most pointless £55 I've spent!
Only positives, there was free parking outside the venue.