I've awarded four stars but three and a large half is more accurate :)
One thing I can reassure anyone who's considering booking a massage here is that it may not be the best massage ever, or the most pleasant massage premises, but it is good value.
My masseuse was entertaining and funny - a character, who looked decades younger than the five plus she said she'd lived. If you prefer a quiet massage you may have to explain this, or maybe she sensed that I was okay with some banter. That aside, if you're after traditional Thai massage: unclothed, pressure points and yogic style stretches, this isn't what I received, although my masseuse performed a few nice stretches and massaged away some bothersome knots - great. :) And, she also walked on me, which I love; unfortunately, many Thai masseuses (traditional or otherwise) often avoid walking on women, or me ... so, this was a definite plus.
Many others have written about the premises and ambience, and I won't bother repeating what is obvious from a quick scroll through the comments.
Overall, I wouldn't go out of my way to come here, but if I'm in the area, full of shoulder knots then I'd happily call in :)