I have had more than my share of massages in the UK and in Thailand, and this was the worst I've ever had. I was house-sitting locally so found this salon and read the reviews to believe it would be good. The masseuse (Jana) was awful - blunt force with her elbows, hardly using her hands or fingers at all (and when I had to ask her to stop using her elbows I just got stroked), excessive oil, she literally jumped on my back - a disaster. There are genuine Thai massages available in London, this is not one of them. She had no understanding of the anatomy of the body and how to massage. It was neither relaxing or revitalising. Save your money and please go elsewhere.