Massage table had hair and skin flakes on it before I lied down, the towel used felt like cardboard, you know those towels that have been washed 100s of times that it loses any softness.
The worst part was the massage therapist had her phone on vibrate, so 3 times
during my relaxing message I got the buzz buzz of that going off.
At the end of the massage the oil wasn't washed, but just rubbed off with a towel, but didn't get all of it so I spent 5 minutes rubbing the oil off myself.