Oh my god. I’ve never had my eyes so brutalised in my life. You know why this place is cheap? It’s cheap for a reason, as they say. My eyelashes at the end were absolutely fried, curling back in a c-shape, poking in every direction …
I was embarrassed to go out and see people I knew. One look at me and my colleagues started laughing. It was absolutely the worst. Don’t ever come to this place unless you want to be the subject of some awful, botched scientific experiment