The barber I booked in with was busy so I had to go with another. I asked for a scissor cut but was given a fade on the back and sides. She went really wide around my ears meaning I now have these really weird, large circles around my ears. The barber faded my beard after I asked for it not to be. She almost completely removed my moustache even though I asked her not to touch it. She then ruined my neckline so that I now have this weird face beard.
At least my colleagues got a laugh out of it.