I had a fringe trim- simple trim. It was cut so unevenly that when I got home my husband asked me if I cut it myself. I phoned the salon and was told by the guy my hair was ‘greasy’ (it had been washed the day before). When I returned he recut my fringe and I asked him if it was straight he told me ‘it is it’s just one of your eyes is higher than the other! I just nodded but I couldn’t stop laughing after. This guy can’t cut hair straight, perhaps his eyes are the problem :).